February 2012
3 posts
January 2012
24 posts
life lesson #1
you shouldn’t get bummed out about the shitty things shitty dudes do and remember that it is just another funny story to tell.
Annexation of Puerto Rico
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dear eggs and cheese,
it’s been really fun the past couple months, but we’ve ran our course. i’ve become too comfortable with you and am muffin toppin’ all over the place. i’m sure we will get back together someday, but, i need sometime to focus on myself right now. i’ve gotta do this for me.
you can tell your friends potato and white rice that they...
be a sheep and get all up in my business. →
December 2011
31 posts
things i say that don't make sense to my friends...
“every girl used to be all alexander wang and now they are all isabel marant.”
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things i say that don't make sense to my friends...
“oh, no! not my tom ford guest-edited issue of french vogue!”
i’m dressed like miuccia prada right now. to the layman, that might sound like a compliment. but, google her. i’m straight-up frump city in a midi skirt.
this dumping of snow is the root of this sartorial anhedonia.
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guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited french, and hasn’t cried once today?
THIS MOI.
dad: want to go see the "ice!" show at the gaylord?
me: what is it?
dad: it's where they bring all these slaves from china to shave ice into shapes.